Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
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