ya dads aren't the best wingmen
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
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Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
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Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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