I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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