i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
