their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
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I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
why do cheetos always look like penises
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I don't deserve a penis
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Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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