omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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