im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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