Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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