ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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