You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
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Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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