what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
its liver damage thursday
do nipples grow back?
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Randomize
