She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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