is your mom at the bar?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
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Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
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Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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