Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
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Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
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Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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