all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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