I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
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my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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