i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
You smell like stripper and shame
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
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boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
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I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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