Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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