I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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