my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Randomize
