She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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