SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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