Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
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