she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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