omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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