IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
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Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
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Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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