we're blogging at a bar
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
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I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
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Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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