I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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