his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
Randomize