i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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