So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Randomize
