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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
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I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
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Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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