why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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