he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
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Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
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i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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