I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Randomize
