I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
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I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
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Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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