Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
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It was confusing and full of hummus
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
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You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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