gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
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I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
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After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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