Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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