you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
This baby is an asshole
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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