I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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