My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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