dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
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Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
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You can't just leave with hair like that
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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