I think I just saw someone hide a body.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
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he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
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How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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