I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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