i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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