just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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