North Korea, Best Korea!
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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