Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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