I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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