therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
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i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
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Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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