On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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