She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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