What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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