I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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