Whats the glycemic index on semen?
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
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Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
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Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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